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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I blog what amuses me.

Eating is my favorite past time. 

I love Jeopardy.

I think it’s hilarious when people trip and/or fall.

I love the Philadelphia Phillies and always have. 

I have a cat named Clarence (like the angel from It’s a Wonderful Life) - yeah what’s up. 

I love hugs. 

I like Breyers mint chocolate chip ice cream a little too much. 

When I laugh really hard - I do so silently, and it’s semi-awkward. 

I need to travel more. 

I love Polk-Ross. 

I will always believe that LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. 


 “Beautiful You”</description><title>AMP3D</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @amp3d)</generator><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I'm Alive. I love. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;So damn easy to say that life’s so hard&lt;br/&gt;Everybody’s got their share of battle scars&lt;br/&gt;As for me I’d like to thank my lucky stars that &lt;br/&gt;I’m alive and well&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’d be easy to add up all the pain&lt;br/&gt;And all the dreams you’ve sat and watch go up in flames&lt;br/&gt;Dwell on the wreckage as it smolders in the rain&lt;br/&gt;But not me… I’m alive&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And today you know that’s good enough for me&lt;br/&gt;Breathing in and out’s a blessing can’t you see&lt;br/&gt;Today’s the first day of the rest of my life&lt;br/&gt;And I’m alive and well&lt;br/&gt;I’m alive and well&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stars are dancin’ on the water here tonight&lt;br/&gt;It’s good for the soul when there’s not a soul in sight&lt;br/&gt;This motor’s caught its wind and brought me back to life&lt;br/&gt;Now I’m alive and well&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And today you know that’s good enough for me &lt;br/&gt;Breathing in and out’s a blessing can’t you see&lt;br/&gt;Today’s the first day of the rest of my life&lt;br/&gt;Now I’m alive and well&lt;br/&gt;Yeah I’m alive and well&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/191176646</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/191176646</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:21:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Syfy? Really? </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://honeyniss.tumblr.com/post/150248690/syfy-really"&gt;honeyniss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://butterfliesatthemailbox.tumblr.com/post/150246042/syfy-really"&gt;butterfliesatthemailbox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://liveslikegypsies.tumblr.com/post/150245068/syfy-really"&gt;liveslikegypsies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://jumbledemotion.tumblr.com/"&gt;jumbledemotion&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;unfortunately :|&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yeah, wtf?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know.. What’s up with that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s actually a really smart idea to broaden the brand. i love it. im totally a closet trekky.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/150252868</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/150252868</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:43:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Amazing wedding vid </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0"&gt;Amazing wedding vid &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/150247413</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/150247413</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:33:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Joan opens a can… </title><description>object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49f61acabf645b57/49f5ac580eb6bd22/5791ade7/-cpid/154ba8e8c2d3f227" id="W4727a250e66f972349f61acabf645b57" width="400" height="294"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49f61acabf645b57/49f5ac580eb6bd22/5791ade7/-cpid/154ba8e8c2d3f227" /&gt;&lt;param /&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Joan opens a can… &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/100779966</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/100779966</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:52:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hilarious.  </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kx14cicTygc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kx14cicTygc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hilarious.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/98145694</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/98145694</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:28:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MTA - ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/nyregion/26mta.html?emc=eta1"&gt;MTA - ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/90046898</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/90046898</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:46:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>my best friend's boyfriend... i just don't know what to think.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nationalbeardregistry.org/beards/Beard-details.asp?ID=2764"&gt;my best friend's boyfriend... i just don't know what to think.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/89686169</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/89686169</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:37:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Craig's List is Ridiculous - I mean Really</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Seeking woman with UP TURNED, PIG LIKE NOSE (Manhattan)

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Date: 2009-03-18, 7:26PM EDT



Grant Wilfley Casting is seeking a women with an upturned nose that clearly resembles a pig nose. Think Miss Piggy look. This is for Featured Background work on the Feature Film, “The Baster”, starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. This is a very comedic scene. Please respond with current photos that clearly show off your facial features along with your sizes and the best phone number to reach you at to baster@gwcnyc.com. Please write Pig Nose in the subject line.   
  
 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/88254604</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/88254604</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:54:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Today I joined Twitter...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I feel slightly odd that I have made the leap to join, and I could say it was peer pressure that got me to this point but in all honesty I think I secretly wanted to. That being said, I give myself a month before I become slightly obsessed. However, I do have a semi-ghetto phone and by semi-ghetto I mean the vibrate-mode is as loud (if not louder) than an alarm clock, and it does not have internet access (go ahead and judge me)… So I won’t twitter all of the time? 

Maybe. No promises.  &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/AMP3D"&gt;http://twitter.com/AMP3D&lt;/a&gt;

 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/88246423</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/88246423</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:20:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Molly - I love this girl!  </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BjNgNDZzH5o&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BjNgNDZzH5o&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Molly - I love this girl!  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/88237043</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/88237043</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:39:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Seeing this guy in concert tonight at BB Kings! His name is Eric...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DZ_BqDWQjSA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DZ_BqDWQjSA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seeing this guy in concert tonight at BB Kings! His name is Eric Church and he is fabulous.  Woo.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87943366</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87943366</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:36:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I.AM.OVERCAFFEINATED."</title><description>“I.AM.OVERCAFFEINATED.”</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87938844</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87938844</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:15:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Rage of the Page</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.observer.com/2009/media/rage-page?page=2"&gt;The Rage of the Page&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87573484</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87573484</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:16:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>OMG </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/771h_cAs7q8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/771h_cAs7q8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OMG &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87300812</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87300812</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:01:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Obsessed.  </title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/SY1IVEYICl69jvxa741GWZVfo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Obsessed.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87273425</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/87273425</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:07:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thank you johnathan for this little gem. :) i love the phillies.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1kFH4gV8rGY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1kFH4gV8rGY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;thank you johnathan for this little gem. :) i love the phillies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/86923889</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/86923889</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:43:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Wrestler, 83, Accused of Deadly Slam</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I read this article this morning on the subway and as unfortunate as it is - you must admit it’s slightly funny. Just picture an 83 year old man body slamming a 97 year old man… Hilarious. Does this make me a bad person? Probably. Yes. 
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AM New York
March 6, 2009

Bloomington, Minn., police are investigating the case of an Alzheimer’s disease-stricken former pro wrestler accused of fatally body-slamming a fellow nursing home patient. 

Verne Gagne, 83, could be charged as soon as this week in what authorities have ruled a homicide. Gagne, who has worked with wrestlers such as Killer Kowalski and Mad Dog Vachon, could not remember the incident after it happened, police said. 

Victim Helmut Gutmann, 97, a former cancer researcher, died Feb. 14 - three weeks after breaking his hip in the controntation. Police said there was no clear indication of what set Gagne off. 

“It’s been so hard on both families,” said Greg Gagne, Gagne’s son. 

Gutmann’s widow also doesn’t want to see Gagne prosecuted. 

He has since been moved to another institution. 

 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/84118238</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/84118238</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:41:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>i still love conan… but this isnt half bad.  </title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49b031684d2b44f2/49afe5346350536e/b783cbcd/-cpid/d18c401de72df169" id="W4727a250e66f972349b031684d2b44f2" width="400" height="294"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/49b031684d2b44f2/49afe5346350536e/b783cbcd/-cpid/d18c401de72df169" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i still love conan… but this isnt half bad.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/83864269</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/83864269</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:09:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sleep-Walking Dog </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2BgjH_CtIA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2BgjH_CtIA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sleep-Walking Dog &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/83255875</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/83255875</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:57:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>daisymay:

I was seriously looking for my blue pencil for a good...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/MnKoCFWVSjr7jkxmcJR3A2ifo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://daisymay.tumblr.com/post/76982231/i-was-seriously-looking-for-my-blue-pencil-for-a"&gt;daisymay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;I was seriously looking for my blue pencil for a good 2 minutes before I realised where it was.&lt;/blockquote&gt;



i love daisy. that is all.</description><link>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/77283703</link><guid>http://amp3d.tumblr.com/post/77283703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:27:55 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
