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Joan opens a can…

hilarious.

Craig's List is Ridiculous - I mean Really

Seeking woman with UP TURNED, PIG LIKE NOSE (Manhattan)

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Reply to: job-etmbb-1081235684@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-18, 7:26PM EDT

Grant Wilfley Casting is seeking a women with an upturned nose that clearly resembles a pig nose. Think Miss Piggy look. This is for Featured Background work on the Feature Film, “The Baster”, starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. This is a very comedic scene. Please respond with current photos that clearly show off your facial features along with your sizes and the best phone number to reach you at to baster@gwcnyc.com. Please write Pig Nose in the subject line.

Today I joined Twitter...

I feel slightly odd that I have made the leap to join, and I could say it was peer pressure that got me to this point but in all honesty I think I secretly wanted to. That being said, I give myself a month before I become slightly obsessed. However, I do have a semi-ghetto phone and by semi-ghetto I mean the vibrate-mode is as loud (if not louder) than an alarm clock, and it does not have internet access (go ahead and judge me)… So I won’t twitter all of the time?

Maybe. No promises. http://twitter.com/AMP3D

Molly - I love this girl!

Seeing this guy in concert tonight at BB Kings! His name is Eric Church and he is fabulous. Woo.

“ I.AM.OVERCAFFEINATED. ”